Making a movie

Ok. Anybody who still reads this (which may just be Courtney in which case I'm screwed) I am making a documentary where I act as though I am a right-wing extremist. In this I will perform as ssomething that is even worse than the previously established stereotype. However I am low on ideas for what to do. I know for a fact I will:
a) boycot libraries because they are socailist establishments
b) interveiw students about their political opinions
c) piss off black people with subtle racism
d) design and wear home made t-shirts with such things on them like "I won't kill your Grandma you wont kill mine.
Anyway, I have a little bit but not much more in the idea category. Any ideas, even ones that sound stupid (Hey Courteny!) would be much obliged.