Well, this summer we're moving into an entirely different house, still within the same area (meaning Clarksville) and school zone (meaning Rossview) as our present house. The new house is considerably smaller than the one we live in right now, but then again, that's just because the bedrooms are so unbelievably tiny.
Also this summer, I am going to have immoral relationships with several girls, so that'll be fun. Such fun. Just so much... fun.
Let's get back on track, shall we? Also, this summer me and Nick are attending Youth Conference (we're camping; it sucks), we're going to an LSD Scout Camp (unless I get my Eagle beforehand; I'm planning to build an ark), and we're going to EFY Bowling Green, so that'll be the best thing that'll happen this summer.
Also, I've grown a full manbeard and will post a pic as soon as possible. Having hair on your ruggedly sexy jawline and all around your mouth is the best experience ever; Miranda, Courtney, I encourage you both to grow one so you can have the experience of sporting a luscious lipular forestation like mine.
If you find this offensive, well, let's come down here so not everybody can see; I encourage it all the more.
All right, so that's pretty much my summer, it will be beast, or... things, dark, terrible things, will happen.
"People are always talking about gettin' tricked by the Devil
But I say, 'Get thee hence!' "I'm never gonna sink to your Level!"
All you want is for my face to be covered with Mud
You stupid Dummy
I hope you rot in heck for this Crud!"
Now; who knows what this is from? Because it's friggin' awesome! Peace out, me omes!
"All my homies are conformin'
Cause it's cool to be a Mormon."
All right, all right, i'll stop; just one quick one.
"She; doesn't turn your head when she walks down the Hall
She; may not be the slender beauty fair and Tall
She; has acne scars that populate her Skin
But she has beauty emanating deep from Within
Ooh, sweet spirit, you're so- Nice
You may not appear it, but your soul's a pearl of great price
Umm...Something Something Something... And one day you might say, "I do."
("That will be so nice for you.")
Wait, wait! One more! One more!
"Everclean,
Cleaner than Listerine
Mellower than Dramamine..."
A'ight; I'm done. Peace!
Monday, May 18
This is what happens when you ask me a general question, Courtney
Posted by Jun at 4:14 PM
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The LSD Scout Camp? I'm taking thats where you can get the infamous Stoner Badge?
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