Every little person needs to carry around a stool for obvious reasons.

Ok I am quite angry at my father for a very legit reason.
Today I wanteed to go to the local hell hole, Tuscon, because I could have my first stand-up gig however my father decided I wasn't ready so wont take me up there. I could do it too. I was ready and rehearsing but that doesn't matter. I just don't get to go on.
:()

P.S. Miranda, can I cry on your shoulder?