A matchmaking moment (yes, yes; it's yag for me to do this, but as long as I said it first, I don't care)

You know, I think Courtney's probably going to be married to Jesse McCartney, Jacob to Anne Hathaway, Nick to Angelique Nash, Miranda to Zac Efron, and I, Jeremy, will be married to no one, because I'm going to die on my mission (gonna get shot up by mormon-haters), making me incompatible with anyone.
I know, I know; some of you probably won't and don't agree with my educated deductions, but whatever. It matters not. Bye Bye!

P.S. And no, I will not post the reasons why I have deduced as such. G' day, gents!