This aint a scene. It is a god ---- arms race

My name is Jacob Cordas. Although that is just my stage name. My real name is Pippy Gomerryhappybuttons.

Ok. Welcome to the blog. If you look to the far left you will see some color that takes up a long strip down. Now farther center we have all the posts. There have been many posts put on here by many a famous person. I am, of course, referring to me, myself, and that one time where Michael Phelps' bong posted on here. Now continue traveling right and you have the guest list, the previous blog posts and many other useful tools to help you. And of course, on the end there is a strip of color going down the side.

I will post a picture of my handsome and if I do say so myself (I do) delictable personna on here. Thank you