Hello Sexy and Attractive Women with Standards who love me so much they wish to kiss me and see my luscious abs

I meant Christ would back as lion meaning he will come as hostile, not meek! Jeez! It's a friggin' metaphorical way of saying that! And yes; I'm a big jerk, boo hoo, wah wah wah, whatever. *sigh*
Hmm... You know, I don't know why, but it's getting harder and harder to talk to you people on this thing. I don't know why! Again, *sigh*! By the way, just something random, I'm in love with a girl named Emily Tennyson, so... Miranda and Courtney, I bid you good-bye; *sniffle* not every woman can be forever graced by my presence! *emotional sigh* Good day to you all! (manly sobbing)