Courtney and Satire

I was sitting on the bus flirting with Leandra when Julia, her Asain friend whose name I don't know and Rachel (not her real name just what I call her). They started saying something about Courtney doing something after school so she wasn't riding the bus all that often. Well.... I couldn't exactly miss my chance so I turned towards them and said: Wow! No more Courtney. I miss her already. My heart goes out to her. Well they laughed except for Asain chick who said asked if I like Courtney and I replied with: No I don't but we all know she loves me! Well they were quite shocked and asked me to point out my logic saying how she "hates me". I couldn't help it so I explained why she does: Well Courtney loves me however she beleives she hates me because of her inner problems about marriage. See if she married me she couldn't get married in a temple as she had always dreamed so I was defying her childhood dream so her sub-counsious is covering up her love for me with her inner hatred for what i stand for. Well they laughed as did I. Apparently they just told Courtney everything of the above with out the part of me reapetedly saying I was joking. Doesn't matter too much though. She has an issue about satire anyway.