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Thursday, February 5

Buddhism

Now I have always wondered this one so please humor me. If a fat man converts to Buddhism and it is discovered that he is one of the best Buddhist in all the land will he be considered a reincarnation of Buddha or just a really talented fat man? And if he is just a fat man than why are you people so exclusive, everybody at my church knows I’m really Jesus so why can’t you be the same about Buddha.
Also, if Buddha is Asian why aren’t his eyes practically slits whenever he is part of a statue or what not? It just seems that you might want to add more realism to this guy, just putting that idea out there.

4 comments:

Miranda said...

that, no offence, was one of the stupidist things i've heard

OMG You're Prego!!!! said...

I have 3 pages worth of crap like this but there is a lot of language. More than half the first page is dedicated to mormons

Miranda said...

stupid

OMG You're Prego!!!! said...

no it isn't. i actualy was smart but it got crazy