Tight

Nice guitar. You do know I play the acoustic, right? Oh, that's right; you don't! Mostly because, well, I really... don't. What? Don't look at me that way! Look, I took lessons like, for a month, learned the E minor chord, really liked the sound, and just quit there.
I know, I know; it's shocking that I could quit. The main reason I quit is just because I'm lazy; horribly lazy. In face, I've gotten so used to doing nothing and procrastinating that I sweat when I concentrate; I'm not joking. I have become that lazy. It's a shame, really. I probably could have been really good. Oh well. Good luck to you, Miranda. Don't be like me. Bye-bye!

P.S. I'm a beast with the E minor chord; I could show up anytime (until, of course, you learn that chord...)