Jacob; THAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT ANYWAY!!!!!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BLEW UP THAT CAN OF AXE IN OUR TENT!!!!! I REMEMBER, CAUSE THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I SAW NICK TRY TO KILL SOMEONE!!! *Deep, calming breaths* As for the thing with Kace, that was the most traumatic thing that has happened to me in my entire life; well, that's at least second. Really, the most traumatic thing that's ever happened to me was when Miranda made out with me against my will... *uncontrollable shudder* It gives me nightmares sometimes. No, I don't want to talk about it. I fear it might bring a relapse in Miranda's old ways; Shh! She might hear!
Anyway, if none of you have died of laughter yet, well... I guess I'll just droop my head in shame... Right into this noose... *sigh* Good-bye, dear friends. I'll miss you all; that is, unless Miranda died of embarrassment. All right, see you guys later.

P.S. Miranda really did do that; as did Courtney, but they'll both go crazy and deny it, which just goes to show you who's really telling the truth here (that's right; Me!). Adios Adios Adios!