Excuse me?

What, Courtney? Me and Miranda are getting too- What? You better tell me; or else. Wow, I'm bored (he's back! Yay!). Anyway, Jacob; that sucks, dude. This is why people need superpowers; to escape from their own problems and deal with everyone elses. Ha, that would be funny. Jacob, you would be... let's see... I know you've said you'd rather just throw things and never miss, but what about strength that's greater than Superman's, and anybody else people have said is stronger than him? Yeah, you could be Little Samson (pardon the insult to your munchkin-like height; don't worry about it; Courtney will always be shorter; Carson, even more so). Anyway, and then you could be leader to like a superpowered A-team and fight every super hero and villain ever made (of course, you'd need permission from DC comics and Marvel to use theirs, but) and you could fight Wolverine, other of the X-men, Superman, The Joker, Dr. Doom, Green Lantern, blah, blah, blah, etc., etc.; it'd be awesome. Superpowered mercenaries. Unless they've already done that? I mean, it does seem unbelievable they haven't, so IF they haven't; wow. Let's go get the rights, the sets, the cameras, the lights, the actors (the REAL ones; Hugh Jackman, Christan Bale, somebody for Superman, the lines, and there you go; we all be rich and living far, far away from our parents; except me. Think about it.

P.S. The reason I can't do it is because I'm too lazy; come through for me, buddy.