Yes, I'll marry you, MIranda *sigh* (Oops) What- I didn't mean it- is that a GUN?! - NO!! NO!! (ACK!) (silence)

I'm out of my mind, though that was obvious. Hey, I, uh... read Twilight. NO ONE SAY ANYTHING UNTIL I EXPLAIN!! And here's the explanation; I'm too nice. And so I read Twilight in a day and yeah. And here's what I got to say;
Okay, Twilight isn't that bad of a book, you know, it has good structure, but... There's like no point to it at all. And she took what other people said about vampires instead of going with something original.
All in all, it's lacking in imagination. Nothing original at all, and sorry to break it to you; that makes a bad book. True, I haven't read the other ones, but my mum (uh oh; my British heritage is surfacing! No!!!) won't, or rather, advises me not to read them. So I won't. I'm sure the other's are good, but oh well. By the way, besides the fact that i'm freckled, me and Edward are practically the same (darn Cedric Diggory; I think I'll kill him). Actually, me and Nick were talking about if in the Twilight bloopers it would have whoever plays Edward who of course also played Cedric Diggory messes up his line, and then they have Voldemort come out of nowhere and scream, "Avada Kadavra!"
Around this time, it was 6:00 in the morning and me and Nick had just eaten each a king-sized Snickers bar. Uh, that was awful; but maybe it's a good thing, because I was starving. We don't have any good food over here. And I would be careful if you guys came to visit; people drive like maniacs here, and me and Nick have become unnaturally aggressive (I'll tell you why later) By the way, Courtney, what did Jacob say to you? Just asking. Bye-bye!
P.S. Miranda; You look tasty (Nick'll get the joke; for the rest of you, just think of it as a Twilight joke)
P.P.S. Miranda; You DO look tasty
P.P.P.S. Courtney; As always, you DO have nice curves
P.P.P.P.S I... need... to... stop... ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hey, this is Jeremy's mom. Sorry, he fell asleep; with his finger on the 'z' button, funnily enough; just thought it needed some explanation.