Women!

Arrgh! You know, Miranda, that I actually have Host, the exact same book you're talking about, right now, and I got it just today? That was weird. Besides, what did you mean, your family is visiting from the states; or do I have that switched? Anyway, do you know a girl who lives in Seoul, Korea, and had a comment on the recent New Era? No? Oh well. Anyway anyway, back to the main point of this blog; Women! positive or negative, whatever connotation you want to put with it. I view it as negative, but... I was joking. And then there's that writing contest for the New Era, and okay, it may not be the best place to go submit my work to, but still. Uhhhhhhh... The young women here suck; none are half as attractive as Miranda, and none of them have tolerable personalities, either. For one thing, they want to have jobs, want to be married to guys who were once and would-have-been celebrities, and don't want to have children, flat-out. Don't you guys realize that's YOUR responsibility? That That's YOUR job? I don't see how any girl sees it as negative; okay, okay, I know, I know, but... You guys are important; and really, all you guys do is look at everything you're advised not to do and designate it as being sexist, so you go ahead and do it anyway. It's stupid. Besides, if my wife decides to take a job at any point when we still have children, and I can't make her change her mind, then I'll quit my job and take care of my kids. I don't think many of you girls realize that; they need you. Your children, above anything else, your children need you. And just because it's painful, just because it's stressful, just because you'd rather be acknowledged or want to retain your figure, you don't do it. And I think I've done enough venting for today; by the way, Miranda; when is your birthday? I know I've asked this a million times but I can't remember. Another thing, Jacob; what's up? and Courtney; Who still remembers me over there? See you guys later.