(singsong) oh, my gosh, you people need help...

You didn't win, Miranda; and no, I probably won't drop this; as a matter of fact, I'm planning to have a bonfire and to burn all the Twilight books I can get my hands on, laughing like a maniac as I do... Anyway, let's see, i'm typing without thinking, how interesting, who knows what kind of things I'll say next? I DO! Oh yeah, today, I ate an entire doughnut in one bite (it was awesome), yesterday me, Nick and my dad beasted in church choir, and tommorrow (being friday) i'm going to go to one of the golf courses here, get extensions, dye my hair darkish brown, dress all in black, and sing, "Bet on it, Bet on it, BET ON ME!!!" While dancing like a psycho. So my schedule's pretty full. Oh yeah, and Jacob; i've read 1984. It was one of the first books I've read here; but that was only because my Honors Englsih teacher required it. Interesting book, but still... And now it's time to argue about twilight; once again!
Let's see here, hmm, oh yeah; I'm sorry. (Noooooooooooooo!!!!!) The parenthesis is supposed to be Jacob, and the rest of the 'twilight sucks' society, just so you know. Anyway, yes, i'm sorry, I was too harsh, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and Miranda; I DO NOT HAVE A 'AVERAGE BOY MIND'! For your information, I'm more intelligent than all of you; I just don't have enough knowledge in my head yet. If it wasn't for my laziness, I would DESTROY you people; and it's possible that's why i am lazy; or I would like think so. Oh yeah, and Courtney; actually, I have nothing to say to you, so... let's see... *whispering* what are my lines again - oh, okay! *normal volume* All right, see you guys later, meaning those of you who have decided to go to heaven, since you guys'll probably never see us again; at least face-to-face. Bye!