JJHJR (my initials)

Uhgggg... Today we had cupcakes at church today, and Patrick took off all the frosting on his and gave it to me, so... I'm pretty sick. Hey, Jacob; watch your language. I know I can't understand what you're going through, but swearing doesn't help your situation in the slightest; you know that as well as I do. You must hate having have made mormon friends; aren't we just so darn endearing? Well, maybe some of us, but me; yeah right!
Actually, I agree with Jacob; Twilight's characters don't have brains; I read it over again and realized I put my own reasons for why they did what they did rather than the author telling us what happened. Really, all Stephanie Meyer does is paint a picture and leaves it to the imagination of others; and those sometimes make the best pictures.
But her writing has one huge flaw; she focuses on the sensual stuff way too much; it's like, if it's a picture, she made something which really wasn't part of the plot (though there was none) a big deal, so picture, well, a picture with a spot of red off to the side, and people look at the painting and say, oh, that's painting's not half-bad! But she made that insignificant red spot cover half the painting because that's what she wanted to convey.
In all truthfulness, I think Twilight is just a book that was made for mormon girls who are too pathetic to abstain from sensuality until marriage, and because they know they can't commit those kinds of sins without feeling bad, they use Twilight to fit their sensual needs. Some girls think it's a loophole through what the prophets have taught us, because the character's aren't actually doing anything evil; wrong is wrong, no matter what. You think God is just going to 'understand your situation' and let you go free at the judgement day? No! It doesn't matter what circumstances you're in, no matter how unfair or screwed up your life has been. If you've heard the Word of God and have felt the Holy Ghost, God's not going to discriminate; why do you think they say, "Justice will be served at the last day."? As a joke? No!
But getting back to Twilight; not only what I said above, but Stephanie Meyer is an amateur writer; she's the worst I've ever seen. She uses that sensuality to blind people to the fact her book sucks; no plot, no personality; no point.
And that's my review of the book; and if I could only have one thing to Stephanie Meyer, I would say, "grow up."