You do have nice curves

Yesh, you do have nice curves, Courtney, but, hey; I know it's been a long time since you or Miranda have gone to the pool or swam somewhere with me ( I don't know how to say this without feeling dumb; oh frickin' well), but do you remember seeing red marks on my back? Apparently, according to my family and others, It looks like I've been whipped (Nick says I look like a tiger, because I have so many 'stripes'), but what do I know? We used to (and don't laugh; actually, please do) think they were stretch marks, but the weird thing is that the scars are horizontal, instead of vertical (which means they're stretch marks). So either it's height stretch marks and I grew too fast or too much or something, or... I don't really know. I really just wanted to see if you guys remembered seeing the marks on my back, but if you don't, well, it wasn't really that important anyway. (sobbing) (sniffle) (gun fires) (silence) ............................
Oh NO! Jeremy's dead! Oh wait.... (darn it!)
Wow, I'm bored; urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Now here's for a question of all of you who are too lazy to go to my blog and have either played or have little siblings who have played the diamond and pearl versions of pokemon, cause I NEED TO FIND AND CAPTURE MUNCHLAX!!! (in a news reporter voice) That's all for today, please tune in next time for "Jeremy; the man with no life" (theme song plays, 'da da da dum da da da dum da') (psychotic sobbing drowned out by the music)