Whoo-hoo!!!!!!!!!

That's right, La-dies and gentle-men! Mm-mm! I am back! Back! BACK!!!! (exhilirated sigh) Anyway, the reason we haven't been blogging is because my mom banned us from using anything distracting and electronic this week (I know, I know) to better prepare ourselves for General Conference.
Seriously, Courtney, Colter did that? I remember Colter; how dare he take usurp my rule as the Master of the Ladies. I know a sound a bit Nick-ish, but hey, being someone else is fun. That's why I like video games.
Jacob, perfect hygiene is the BEST superpower, so back off; and why are you two (Courtney and Miranda) want to be vampires or friends of vampires- You guys are weird! Besides, the Twilight series are dumb, it's emotional pornography, and it's one of those books that people say, "Them there's a loophole in the Mormon rules." You people make me sick. I vant to vomit all uver you. Anyway, today went good, complimented a few girls, Wesley (a fresman who's supposed to be a sophomore, we both have geometry class, and we both have the exact same birthdays) got high today, so that was a bit unnerving (I didn't know what he was going to do) and I complimented Jordan on her number for the volleyball team, since it's the all-amazing number four and I told her it was my favortie number and... yeah. That, and I told a girl she looked cute today (that was Paula; I'll explain later in the blog) and I learned a little about her, found out she was military, so yeah; I complimented Whitney on her eyes, because before I had never known how green her eyes were. And here's the explanation of all these people:
Paula sits with me at lunch along with Tiffany and A-omi (i don't know how to spell her name), so I only sit with girls (score for me), Whitney is a junior who's friends with Jade, who's best friends with Caity, who's best friends with Jordan... Yeah, anyway, so that's how I know her. And Jordan Holman is a mormon, as is Caity, except that Jordan is:
1. Very beautiful
2. Is fifteen (another score)
3. Is quiet and my mom says she's shy, but I wouldn't know; I too busy making out with her JKLMNOP
4. She's really cool
5. All in all, I like her
Anyway, so that's Jordan Holman for you; and if she somehow reads this, I hope that she already knows I like her, or else our friendship might go to pot.
So, that's all from me. Hey, I love you all, here's great, come visit, very green, and... Oh! Another thing!
Last Sunday, our Sunday school class, which was combined with the 16-17 year olds, we played a game outside called follow the spirit. Now, Matt Fuller (i swear, he's more annoying than anybody I've ever met and here's why; he isn't oblivious to when you try to get rid of him or when you ditch him; he is the most annoying person I have ever met, and I thought I'd never met anyone worse than the young men back in 1st ward (you know who I'm talking about) Anyway, the game goes like this; the person who's 'it' has a blindfold around their eyes and everyone else is scattered around, and everybody's supposed to get whoever's it to come to them, so that whoever's it can lose the game (trust me, they tried their second-hardest on matt, because they hate him) and distract whoever's it from getting to who actually is the Spirit. And when I did it... It was hard. I had Patrick and Jeff and Joe trying to trip me up, I had Taylor tugging at my arm (I had to complain about spiritual harrassment at one point, Taylor was getting so bad) and then finally, Caitlin (different from Caity) started shouting a bunch of principles we believe, and then I finally won, but not before I was completely surrounded by everyone saying something, pulling me back and forth, and not before I tripped Jeff instead of him tripping me, and not before Patrick stole my tie and someone took my glasses (luckily, those were returned) And on our temple trip on Saturday, I was making Brandon (a fellow teacher) choke on some powdered doughnuts with the random and crazy things I was saying. That was also the day some vendor lady at the mall polished my nail and it's Thursday and it hasn't faded since. I know, it's crazy.
Wow, I think is the longest post ever made, well, at least by us, and that has intelligible sentences throughout the entire thing; and I didn't use pictures either. Anyway, see you all later, I love you all, you especially Miranda and Jordan, who have eyes that make me unable to move when they look at me (actually look at me) I love brown-colored eyes, but only on girls, especially Miranda's and Jordan's; I feel like I can get lost in their eyes forever.
Ah ha, you have competition, Miranda! And you don't even know what she looks like! I'll have to get some pics on here; see you guys later! (I'm for reals this time) I love you, I love you... I LOVE YOU!