UP, UP and AWAY!!!

Could I be a vampire? cause vampires are freakin' AMAZING!!!!!!! have any of you read the twilight series? (not including jacob cause i know you have)
if i could be a vampire i would:
-have shimmering skin
-have perfect face
-have perfect teeth
-be a super fast runner
-be able to dazzle people with my smile
-not have to breathe
-never die
-play baseball in a thunderstorm
-know lots of other cool vampires

overall i would just be a perfect, hot sexy, superfast runner who dazzles people. i think that would be soooo cool. i could meet edward. *sigh* if only it were true.