Think of the Force as your... Umbrella!

Seriously, did NONE of you watch Tiny Tunes? You know, Babs and Buster Bunny? (no relation) those of you who have know what i'm saying. Anyway, yes, Miranda, I knew it was a carnation; i just didn't want it to seem like I remembered, for some strange reason. What I do remember is that that was the day I found I liked you (my real gift to you, if you think about it), you know what I mean, and that we both we're lying down on your trampoline (shut up, Jacob; I always seem to single you out, don't I? So... Everyone, shut it!!!), looking up at the stars, me pointing out Orion's Belt... (sigh) And then Armani pushed me over and I accidentally slammed my right hand into the center of your face. I never felt more embarrased in my life. Good times, good times... Sucking up over. JKLMNOP Now... What the heck do you mean by that, Miranda? My wife will not, can not, make my life a living heck, and you want to know why? Cause it already is! But that answer was obvious, so passing over that... Miranda, I never had red hair; I know you knew that, but still, I never had red hair; though it would be kinda cool if I could get it later on in my life. What? It's possible! My great grandfather's hair was gray from age 30 to 70, and then it turned jet black, no hair treatment involved. But I have to ask, Miranda; why the sudden desire to visit us, or vice versa? If I remember right, you used to get annoyed about stuff like that.
Hey, have any of you noticed all I do on this blog is talk to Miranda? And by the way, Miranda, why were you about to cry? Ah, man, THAT brings back memories; MAN, I MISS YOU!!!! Te quiero, everyone!!! Well, except Nick and Jacob.