This is Nicholas Howe reporting back in to.........crap i cant think of anything. well, life here is okay, but i just realized that i am a comedian who saves lives everyday almost. I had a revelation about this during Sunday when we had the missionaries over. I was entertaining everybody with my amazing stories, when it hit me. Earlier that month, I had to go to the doctor's office with Jr. and my dad. The doctor's office or any hospital is the most comfortable place ever. I feel like cracking up every second im in there. So anyway, we went into the doctors office, and he asked jeremy if he smoked or drank or all that jazz, and jeremy of course said no, but instantly after that I just started coughing up a lung, literally, and it was making my dads face turn red, cause he was trying to hold in the laughter. When the guy asked me, i said no, but when his back was turned i was fake smoking and drinking, man it was hilarious. i was also making loser signs when he turned his back and making faces, so of course jr and my dad are laughing their guts out, cause im way toooo funny. and i also entertained him with some of my hilarious tales of danger and heroine, no wait heroism no drugs. i was thinking that the doctor might have wanted to kill himself that afternoon, but then i came in and brightened his day, so he decided not to kill himself all because of me, arent i special. i also have an FFFFFFF in HONORS BIOLOGY I, and im mad, because i have an F, also because mrs ferrell is a dunce. By the way, courtney needs to be in the little slide show where all of our pictures are, and the rest of us should post new pictures anyway. Oh and by the way miranda, courtney doesnt have any hot guys back in arizona, because im gone, and i was the hottest man there, heck, im the hottest man everywhere. PEACE OUT, G-MONIES.
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Nick, If you ever call me not hot again i will find where you live, stick my fingers in your eye sockets and pull out your pancreas. THIS IS A CREDIABLE THREAT.
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