I would like to thank the acedemy.

Everyone, my world has been suffering some horiable things. So horriable in fact that even you wont understand my pain. I nearly asked a chick out. I WAS SO CLOSE. But of course I didn't. It was perfect. We were laughing, joking around, throwing each other into school buses and there was a second pause. That was all I needed but I stayed quiet. I'm so sad. None of you will feel my pain for a couple of years.
Miranda, if you want to feel loved I will be your maker of love. I will make sure that your happiness is always there for you. Geoffery won't help you like I can. Come over to my side and together we can rule the world.