Jeremy, Your Giant Lepreuchan Friend! I'm magically delicious!

YES! That is right! I am the Giant Lepreuchan Friend! Why? Yeah... I was kinda hoping you guys could help me with that. No? FINE! (sobbing) What? That's not my line? (faint sound of rustling paper) Ohhh... Got it, got it, got it. (ahem) ............ (heavy breathing) .......... .. i'm sorry, sorry, i can't do this... Hmm? What? I don't just don't get it? You know, I'm trying to write a post on this blog here, you distracting me like this isn't going to help? Exqueese me? I'M THE LAZY ONE? Uh uh, YOU'RE the lazy one! What? You want to fight? Let's go! (cell phone ringing) Wait... (takes cell phone out) Yes, hello? (quieter voice) Oh, hi mom. Look, I can't do this- Nick! Get off the phone! ("I'm not on the phone!") Ha! You are too! Now hang up. Anyway, mom, can we do this at a later time? Great! Thanks. (turns cell phone off abruptly) Now, where were we? Hiya! (Pokemon theme song playing in background) Whoa! Hold on! Cut! Cut! Who's messing with the stereo? (King Dedede theme song playing in background) Yeah! Hiya!

Sorry if I've (cough) offended anyone. Or scared anyone. Shut up, Jacob! I'm just kidding! Stop- Stop crying, will you? Also just kidding. By the way, I've had to jack up the votes with my mad computer-hacking skills since there is going to be no friggin' WAY that i'm going to lose. Bye!